Funny things the kids say


We decided to share some of those funny things a kid says that you so quickly forget. 



August 

Kayleann said at dinner last night. 

"Hey Brenda, when we buy my kitty at the kitty store how do we pay for her?" Are they going to have to scan her because that might hurt?"

Ryker says at Dinner in Las Vegas on our way to Sea World after he told his famous joke of.....
"Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because his fingers where cold!" 
He looks at sissy and says "Sissy, did Jesus make me to be funny?"

Dean took the kids to see Smurfs Two last week. As they were walking out of the movie theater Ryker says. "Daddy, that movie made my eyes leak." Dean says..."Awww Bubba did it give you some good feelings?" Ryker says, "Yeah Daddy but my eyes are leaking".

June 21st

Ryker: "Hey Brenda, do you know makes that air blow in our house?'
Me: "What Bubba"
Ryker: "Its an energy source and bluebonium" 
Seriously where does the kid come up with this stuff at his age. 

May 23th

Last night Ryker was jumping on the bed and said
Ryker "Brenda do you know what Sab skin is?"
Me "No Bubba, what is Sab skin?"
Ryker "Sab skin is made up of a multitude of chemicals and you cannot touch it."

Whoa....like Father like Son!


Ryker Age 3
I have a ham headache, I ate to much ham. 
I like eating my nails they are good. 
I dont eat my boogers all the time. 
Ryker said at the dinner table the other day. "When I put my hand in my pants and bart (fart) my bart is really hot". Dean trying to hold his composure added to the hysterical comment!


April 11th, 2013

We had a great conversation at the dinner table last night while eating hamburgers on a sesame seed bun. 

Kayleann - "Brenda if we plant one of these seeds will it grow a hamburger?"
Me - "No Pumpkin but that was a very good question."

Needless to say I am still laughing! 

April 17th, 2013

Last night at the dinner table we had a discussion regarding fruits and veggies (we love the dinner table). 

Me: Sometimes Daddy and I forget to eat enough fruits and veggies. 

Kayleann: Yeah thats why you guys are so old and wrinkly! 

Dean: Nice Kayleann, real nice.........

Gotta love that little munchkin! I did put on extra eye cream this morning and ate two kiwis.



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